Well....I was just sitting here on the couch, taking a moment to myself after putting the kids down (for the100th time in the last hour) and was thinking.....ya know, maybe I should write some letters. It could have to do with the fact that I HATE KIM KARDASHIAN, or that the weather makes me grouchy, or whatever. And so, here goes nothing.
I love you, your mountains, your rivers, your streams.....however A word please. It is NOT ok that the temp is hovering in the 90's on OCTOBER 31ST. NOT ok. Not ok that I nearly broke a sweat in my own house upon arriving home this afternoon. Even more irritating is the fact that I had to turn my air on, AGAIN. If you keep this up for even one more minute, I'm going to have to break up with you.
Sweating in Mesatown
Whilst on the subject.....
Dear Mother Nature,
YOU SUCK! Why do you think it's even remotely fair to slam the East Coast with snow storms, Utah and beyond with cold and rainy weather, the midwest with fall and leave those of us here in the Southwest to bake into shriveled up pieces of jerky? Spread the freaking wealth. I don't see why we couldn't all just enjoy an even 68 degrees of lovliness. What did we ever do to you?
Sick of your rudeness,
Burnt and bitter in AZ
And by Americans, I mean those that buy hook line and sinker into pop culture and force "normal" people like me to be bombarded with the sheer stupidity and annoyingness of Kim Kardashian EVERY.SINGLE.TIME I open my computer. WHO CARES! Why does anybody give her, her family or anyone like her more than a nanosecond of thought. They are NOTHING. They offer nothing. For the love, at least Paris Hilton had a sex tape and a few horrible acting gigs under her belt (I am mildy embarrassed and pained in my heart that I just in some tiny way defended Paris Hilton). This Kardashian girl has nothing but a bubble butt and stupidity, and yet, AND YET she gets more freaking media time than Presidential hopefuls. So she's getting divorced....I DON'T CARE. Nor am I even remotely surprised. There is nothing genuine or real about her, or her family. Attention whores, that is all they are....and stupid Americans feed that, watch their shows, buy their crap and make them richer than they already are.
Please, for the love of all that's good and Holy...........STOP allowing them a platform. Please don't make me see or hear about them anymore, for I fear I will have to pull my face off and stab pencils in my ears soon.
Dear "Real Housewives" of any town or county,
You are neither real, nor housewives!
Dear Biggest Loser,
Anna Kournakova? REALLY? Snore. Tragic misstep.
Dolvette.....why thank you, thank you very much for THAT eye candy.
You're only four, WHY must you act like your 14 and question every.single.thing I say or do? It's disconcerting at best, and it freaks me out for the future. And also, when you roll your eyes at me and flair your nostrils, it only makes me want to WIN more. Just sayin.
Dear baby inside me,
Thank you for the excuse to eat copious amounts of carbs. You're the BEST!!!
Dear Costco Pumpkin Pie,
Why must you be so delicious and so tempting to me? Thank you for the added 5 lbs. I'm sure I've gained because of your creamy delictableness.
I'm over you. Can we PLEASE move on. I don't care if I ever see another fun size piece of candy, ghost, goblin or gouhl again.
Ok then, I think I'm good for now. And don't even worry. I will totally post pics of my kids and all their ridiculous adorableness in their costumes tomorrow. I mean, I may hate Halloween, but I'm not SUCH a horrible Mom that I don't dress the kids up and let them score some candy of their own. Please!