As I was perusing about the internet this fine afternoon I came across this GEM of a piece. It is truly something to share, you're life will not be complete without reading it.
People, PEOPLE!!! We have hit a new LOW in society. PLEASE, I'm begging you, PLEASE click on this link. It will horrify and amuse you all at the same time (most especially the last comment made by this "lovely" woman). Man, people are AWESOME!!
Love Handles Save Woman's Life
And alls I'm sayin is....I'm feeling PRET-TEE good about my love handles these days!!
Fatty and SAFE,
Allyson
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6 comments:
oh.my.gosh.
classy.
I love the "I want to be as big as I can if it's going to stop a bullet." comment. I mean, really, what are the chances of being hit by a stray bullet compared to your risk of heart disease, diabetes, and other side effects of being overweight? Classic. Thanks for sharing. :)
EWWWWW!
Well, I guess I'm safe from them strays....hahaha after seeing that EEEEWWWW! All I can say is where the heck is my HCG??
Chances of being hit by another stray bullet? One in 50 million. Chances that she wouldn't have been hit by a bullet at all if she weren't such a fatty? Pretty dang good. Chances that she'll die of heart disease as she fattens herself up? 90%. Chances that I'll try to shoot her as she makes herself a big, fat target? 99%. I don't like stupid people.
I love it! I totally printed it out and took it to my trainer haha!
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