This is alllll Jeres fault. Yeah, I'm blaming him (and perhaps a little by my brother Porter). Why you ask? Well I think you'll be agreeing with me when you see what he went and did.
Clearly, when you purposely go and give yourself the look of a 70's porn star, current resident of Wyoming or complete ghetto stash, as it were, then you are definitely calling a pox upon yourself and apparently the innocent bystanders in your house.
Shame on you Jere VP, SHAAAAAAME be upon you.
Why would he do this ridiculousness? All because my brother Porter thought it would be hilarious if he did. He told Jere he should do it, "it'd be so cool." And Jer is nothing if not a follower of all things Porter. So, imagine my surprise, and or creeps when Jer sauntered in yesterday morning with this beaut of a look. Of course Porter thinks Jer is sooo cool for doing it. Ewww. Thanks P, thanks A LOT. I blame you; you for the hideous look, the poopy diapers, the churning stomach and the sick husband. Don't you feel bad now?
Bad bets and nasty stache,
**All opinions in this blog are just that, strictly snarky opinions of yours truly. IF you sport a stache, or know someone who does that looks anytihng like this. My apologies (on all accounts). I don't really think that porno mustaches can really bring a pox upon your house, though PORN can. Just sayin.