What does the hair on my head have to do with a random chin hair you ask? Well, I went on a mission, and somewhere in there I noticed a bit of thinning in my bang area. It wasn't bad, but it had started. After the mission, the thinning went with a vengence. It was horrifying for me really, I could see my scalp. This was NOT cool. It seems nature has a cruel joke to play, it's called thyroid disease. For whatever reason, it makes you go baldy on the head, and then this happens:
Apparently the naughty thyroid funnells good hair from your head, straight to your chin. Yeah, one day I woke up and I was the freaking bearded lady. That is NOT cool nature, NOT cool. Those two hairs became many, and when daily plucking is a necessity else you look like the lady above, you know it's not a good day. So GREAT, now I'm bald, bearded AND fat. OH THE HUMANITY. (All you who thought I was perfect, HA, blew THAT theory all the Hell.) Oh well, thank goodness for good tweezers, magnifying mirrors and the fine art of a good back comb I say.
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