How I ask you did I miss my child applying mascara to her FACE? It's a mystery. None the less, I merely chuckled at the retardedness of it all and made Brooklyn fetch my camera so I could record this special moment for all posterity. And then I promptly scrubbed her face clean.
Morals of the story....ONE: Don't let your curious kid sit on your lap and play with your makeup. TWO: According to Maggie, this is the hawt new look for spring, better get on that quick.
Unibrows and spring flowers,