Wednesday, April 8, 2009

A Reality BITE




Meet my favorite Biggest Loser, it's Sione! He looks so different, it's nutty. And he looks even better now.
I'm just here to say, I'm completely PI*$#@ at the outcome of last nights show.
I freaking hate Ron and the manipulating, weasle that he is. And Laura is a loser (not in a good sense here) too. I knew Sione didn't make it to the end, but none the less, I'm just MAD that he got the boot. Frankly, I would have preferred Filipe go, not that I don't like him, but I like Sione better. UGH!!!! On the upside, at least I wasn't seething in anger, I was very composed about the whole thing. Perhaps I AM growing up. hehehe
And finally, how crazy was it to see him with his sisters and realize....what the? I was his sister Marys visiting teacher for awhile a couple of years ago. I had NO idea they were related. How fun for me to find a connection. I KNEW I liked him.
In Idol news, just not feeling it people. Even my boyfriend Danny wasn't that great last night. The retards cut off Adam and frankly, can someone please put some sunglasses on creepy Scotts eyes before I lose it completely?
Maggie the demander is yelling from her bed for me to hold her. Guess my solitude is done for the day. Speaking of, Max decided to come down with a charming 102 fever last night just before pageant, therefore he was not baby jesus for the night. He woke up this morning with snot literally crusted to his entire face, it was charming to say the least. However, at least both kids slept completely through the night, even if there was slime and crust to pay in the morning. Anyway, gotta save a crying girl.
Sad goodbyes and goobery eyes,
Allyson

12 comments:

Bay Brink said...

don't EVEN play with me. Laura=biggest idiot. I was so mad about it too... I used to love ron, and I have been over him for weeks. AND Helen is still on?! Ugh, if she cries ONE more time SO HELP ME

LadyCarma said...

I am with you, Bay. I used to like Ron but not any more. He is manipulating everyone, except Sione and Filipe. But my theory why he is still on the show, for what it's worth: because he had gastric bypass (or any other form of weight loss surgery can be applied here), the promoters of The Biggest Loser want the world to see that you can do it better with diet and exercise! That is just my theory. Ron couldn't keep the weight off after his surgery, so they want to prove their point with him and are letting him stay. And from day one, I thought Laura was a quitter and a cry baby. I did not like her sorry bit of dialog last night about having to kick someone off. She has not lost the weight she should have for a younger bigger girl. She needs to go home. Do you think on the makeovers next Tuesday, that they will cut off Helen's long locks? My opinion again here: older women look better with shorter hair.

jen said...

If you didn't get to see Adam, go to Sue's blog in my sidebar. She has the link on her blog today. Otherwise, I would have been quite angry.
Heard Maxie sat out pageant last night with me. Hopefully he's feeling better tonight.

Heard Jere had to wear curly wig of death last night. Shauna got quite a chuckle out of it!

The Fischbeck's said...

My goodness we are sharing the same brain today. My thoughts EXACTLY!

LanaBanana said...

Indeed. That is what I have to say. I was not a huge fan of the beginning of Danny's song last night--it sounded weird and a bit pitchy. I really like Matt (the Justin Timerberlake guy...). And I loved Allison because she has so much soul. But, I am proud to say that I never enjoyed Ron--even when he pretended to be normal and nice at the beginning. And it turns out my first impression is right and he's a slimey scumface!!! I usually spend the whole show cursing him and his manipulations and lies. So, I'm glad to know that more people have discovered my seething hate. :)

Dana said...

Amen Bay!! Ron = :( Laura/Tara/Hellen = DONE

LanaBanana said...

I realize that I abruptly transitioned from discussing idol contestants to Biggest Loser ones. But let me also go back to American Idol for one more second and say that I CANNOT STAND (AND NEVER HAVE BEEN ABLE TO) SCOTT!!!!!! He does NOT have a good singing voice. Last night proved it. Power ballads either show that someone is amazing or it shows their true colors and the fact that their voices just aren't up to snuff--as last night showed us with Scott. (although, of course, in my brilliance, I ALREADY KNEW THAT!!!)

Wendy said...

First off, I was midepisode today when I passed my computer and saw your post picture of Sione, I had to promptly exit the office and return to the show. The rest of the episode I had to try to conjure alternate theories for why you would start your post with his picture. It filled me with dread that he was likely the ousted one.

I have a big issue with reality TV lately. Why don't the contestants stand up to the annoying, self righteous people? Ron immediately gunned for Felipe when he was in danger, so where does he get off throwing around the Lying Hypocrite Card? Seriously!

What about Kristin? No one has spoken of her and her utter delight at everyone else being in trouble with Ron when her vote is what kept him there! I have liked Kristin to this point, but the tides were turning a bit there...

I have not been a Lara fan, I also thought she was the laziest of the bunch, initially she rivaled the Silver bullets. Her power tirade was a little obnoxious.

Last night on Biggest Loser had a bit of the Survivor, weak get to evict the strong, flavor. Not my favorite meal!!! I just hope when we reach the end of the road favorites are still to be found.

Mel said...

man, I wish I knew what you were talking about, but alas, I don't watch tv ;)

alison said...

okay--didn't get to watch it due to celebrating Jacob's 4th birthday party last night--I am with you--soooo ticked! I LOVE Sione and agree that ron really needs the boot--he is a huge weasel!

Jason and Kate said...

I hate Ron! Need I say more. Amen to all comments!

MomDian said...

HILARIOUS!!! This reality -- the posts-- is the the funniest stuff of all! Hard for me to imagine such PASSION for reality t.v., idols, weirdos, etc. Mel, I guess you and I just aren't in the know! But, I think I'm not too broken up about it. How about you?
Love to all my favorite real people!
Mom