What is BOREDOM?!

Suppose it's Spring Break and you have NO students to teach, no extra kid to watch and NOTHING to do.  Just suppose it.  Well, I didn't get out of my pajamas on Mon. or Tues. until 3:00 or later.  In my defense I DID clean out the kids closet and drawers......AGAIN.  Got the kitchen cleaned, dusted my bedroom (sidenote: WHAT THE HELL.  So much dust), did laundry, cleaned my bathroom.  You know, a couple of things.  Nothing to excuse my tardy showering and dressing.  Today I determined was a pre-3:00 day.  Good thing my cousin Wendy texted about gathering at Peeper Piper (Peter Piper for you non Max speakers) for her sons birthday.  I scooted the kids out the door just after Noon and they had the time of their lives running and playing.  Got home just in time to toss them in bed for a nap, pick up the house (it NEVER ends), welcome the babysitter and head out the door.

What Allyson?  A babysitter?  Whatever for?

You see, while Jere is galivanting in L.A. and at the beach, I went off to work.  Tracie (the other half, but really ALL of Glee) works at a studio in Tempe.  She asked me to sub for six of her lessons.  Alright, fine, I can always use extra money. 

So again, SUPPOSE you're asked to sub for six lessons, or 3 hours of your time.  And then suppose that FOUR of those lessons, INAROW do not show up.  What the HECK is a girl to do with herself?  I mean really.  I'm in a little dingey room, in a little dingey studio and I know NO ONE!  I sang through some Les Mis, walked through the Goodwill next door  (LAME ONE) texted friends, but alas it 'twas not enough to fill this vast time void.  So again, I ask you....WHAT is a girl to do?

Well I did what any normal girl would do of course.

I took pictures of myself.

A LOT of pictures of myself. 

I'm so retarded it's just ridiculous.  No really, laugh. I did.

Let it be known, I spent 2 hours tonight uploading these pics on Picassa and TRYING to figure out how to make a collage.  It DIDN'T work.  BOO!  But I DID try to make this viewing easier for all involved.

So whatever, I will cut down the number considerably.  Just know there are A-LOT more where these came from.

And now....I present....BOREDOM per Allyson in the afternoon.

This was my I'm so irritated and bored face.

Then I decided to see what other faces I could make.

Whaaaaaa?

I think I've got a Baboon down perfectly.  Don't you?

All I see is Scuttle from Little Mermaid.

Don't ask.  I just do.

Thank you.  Thankyouverymuch.

I hate you and your ass face.

HMPH!

Has anyone seen Maggie?  Oh nevermind, THERE she is.

She makes this exact face more than any other.

So Hi-larious I'm apparently choking.

This reminds me of a little story:

Other night....Spelling Bee performance.  So RIDICULOUSLY funny that at one point I threw myself forward, and then back with such force, that my rockstar necklace came flying back and hit me smack in my teeth.  I feared I was gonna lose my front tooth.  Thankfully....it's ok.

WHut-EVER!

I'm so excited, I just can't hide it.

I'm a thinker.  That's what I am.

Tongue roller.

You?

But I can't flip.  Which has long bothered me.

I know a secret.  Tee hee.

OMG!  The killer tomato is coming this way.

Run for your life.

Jere sees THIS face A LOT!

I dunno....what chu wanna do?

My name is Allyson and I'm a DORK!

But at least I wasn't BORED for that 10 minutes.

AND, I got paid to act like a wierdo and take all these pics.

Score one for me.

Boredom and bedknobs,

Allyson