What Allyson? A babysitter? Whatever for?
You see, while Jere is galivanting in L.A. and at the beach, I went off to work. Tracie (the other half, but really ALL of Glee) works at a studio in Tempe. She asked me to sub for six of her lessons. Alright, fine, I can always use extra money.
So again, SUPPOSE you're asked to sub for six lessons, or 3 hours of your time. And then suppose that FOUR of those lessons, INAROW do not show up. What the HECK is a girl to do with herself? I mean really. I'm in a little dingey room, in a little dingey studio and I know NO ONE! I sang through some Les Mis, walked through the Goodwill next door (LAME ONE) texted friends, but alas it 'twas not enough to fill this vast time void. So again, I ask you....WHAT is a girl to do?
Well I did what any normal girl would do of course.
I took pictures of myself.
A LOT of pictures of myself.
I'm so retarded it's just ridiculous. No really, laugh. I did.
Let it be known, I spent 2 hours tonight uploading these pics on Picassa and TRYING to figure out how to make a collage. It DIDN'T work. BOO! But I DID try to make this viewing easier for all involved.
So whatever, I will cut down the number considerably. Just know there are A-LOT more where these came from.
And now....I present....BOREDOM per Allyson in the afternoon.
This was my I'm so irritated and bored face.
Then I decided to see what other faces I could make.
I think I've got a Baboon down perfectly. Don't you?
All I see is Scuttle from Little Mermaid.
Don't ask. I just do.
Thank you. Thankyouverymuch.
I hate you and your ass face.
Has anyone seen Maggie? Oh nevermind, THERE she is.
She makes this exact face more than any other.
So Hi-larious I'm apparently choking.
This reminds me of a little story:
Other night....Spelling Bee performance. So RIDICULOUSLY funny that at one point I threw myself forward, and then back with such force, that my rockstar necklace came flying back and hit me smack in my teeth. I feared I was gonna lose my front tooth. Thankfully....it's ok.
I'm so excited, I just can't hide it.
I'm a thinker. That's what I am.
But I can't flip. Which has long bothered me.
I know a secret. Tee hee.
OMG! The killer tomato is coming this way.
Run for your life.
Jere sees THIS face A LOT!
I dunno....what chu wanna do?
My name is Allyson and I'm a DORK!
But at least I wasn't BORED for that 10 minutes.
AND, I got paid to act like a wierdo and take all these pics.
Score one for me.
Boredom and bedknobs,