So, there we were, late Friday night watching a little Ellen when this travesty of fashion befell my eyes.
Girls were playing this blindfolded, musical balls game. What? It sounds wierder than it really is. If you don't watch Ellen, YOU SHOULD! So freaking funny! But, I digress. Anyway, there the "ladies" were searching for balls, and this one particular lady, bent over, reaching, reaching, searching for a ball. What to my wondering and perfectly innocent eyes should appear but nasty Thong or "whale tail" if you will. This woman, totally flashing her bright red, lacey thong panties to the world. Really? REALLY? Why is this ever ok? You know this woman, upon watching the show at home is dying a million deaths at her fashion faux pas.
To make my point ever clearer, I took it upon myself to find a picture or three on the internet. Are you ready?
Seriously? What in THEEE HELL is going on here. Who said this is ok? Do you not feel that you skanky little who-ers? And, did they plan this that morning as they got ready.."hey Chloe, let's totally wear our thongs today and make sure they hang out from our jeans at least 4 inches." "Yeah Tiffany, that will be soooo hawt." This Can NOT be comfortable.
You MUST be kidding me with this right? Who sits down at the club, and chats it up and DOESN'T realize their freaking ASS is hanging out. Who I ask you? Oh yeah, hussies, that's who.
So yes, I am totally passing judgement, I'm ok with this. Get over it.
I ask you, my fearless readers.....WHY thongs? Who EVER thought that a piece of string up your kiester and your hoo haw would EVER be comfortable. I'm perplexed.
Do you find this trend offensive, nothing to get your "knickers in a twist about" or what?
I shall now leave you with this gem:
I'm reminded of a little thing Rosie did years ago on her show. She had "thong" week, and my favorite quote EVER came from Minnie Driver. When asked if she wore thongs, she responded. "No, they make me feel as if me bum is eating my underwear."
I couldn't have said it better myself sister. I could NOT have said it better myself.
Munching bums and eyesores,