As we were walking through our local Kohls last evening on a happy little family shopping trip. Imagine my dismay and DISDAIN upon this discovery.
"NO NO Darrel, not this time"
(sorry, that was the hugest inside shout out to my beloved GUH!)
(Why yes, yes I DO carry my camera everywhere I go. What's it to you? Had I not brought it with, you would NOT have such fine pictoral evidence, that's for DURN sure.)
Look closely my leetle friends. It says "Jean" and "Legging." And to further add to my horror...this was prominently displayed on a main aisle. Not even buried away towards the back.
So the denimesque sausage casing can NOT be ignored. It's quest to take over the world is gaining momentum.
"Jeggins are baaaad. Mmmmmmmkay?"
(apparently this is my stern face. Not very fear inducing huh?)
And to make matters worse, they've done some serious destruction work.
So let me get this straight....
you want my chubby arse to in essence...paint itself into your stretchy and ewwrific (totes just made that word up) pants, and then, THEN trust that your man made or machine made destruction holes will HOLD UP under the immense pressure my fatty fatty 2 x 4 thighs will put it under?
I think not fashion freaks, I THINK NOT!!
The moral of this post is:
JUST SAY NO!
ALWAYS AND FOREVER!
JUST SAY NO! TO JEGGINS.
NO TO JEGGINS, NO TO JEGGINS, NO TO JEGGINS.
JEGGINS ARE NOT YOUR FRIEND.
This PSA brought to you by the letters F and A and T and by the words "JUST SAY NO".
Your saving the world from one fashion faux pas at a time friend....ALLYSON
And one more thing. Today are the first round of auditions for Oliver. I'm all nervous. Hope kids show up, hope they're good. Hope this all works out! Wish me LUCK!
Oh, and one more thing. MAKE SURE you go down to my last entry and click on the video of Maggie. It's 20 seconds out of your life. But, it's cute. SO DO IT! Just don't DO Jeggins.