Jer helped him get dressed, and he informed Max that per our friend Bailee, in fashion..."there are no rules." He then told Little Man Max that "If he could rock it, he could wear it." After a few coachings, Max was ready to ROCK it and let the world know.
Meanwhile....Max has been losing his voice, it's a little raspy, which is super cute. But, on top of that, he sounds like his head is full of 12 tons of snot and he's talking around a golf ball. He sounds a little something like Chuckie on Rugrats. So, add it all together and it's totally killing me with adorability.
I decided that everyone should experience this. So, I pulled out the camera and this is what I got. While cute, you do NOT get the full effect of his "awesome" speech these days.
WATCH THEM, they're only 20 seconds long!
My sincere apologies for the sideways view...I have no idea how to flip it.
But, just because I CARE about you all, I redid it right ways. However, the second video wasn't quite the same, though it DOES show you what a spaz he can be.
And finally...just to prove that I am practicing what I preach...a completely awesome, ghettorific, my kids are orphans picture taken TODAY, IN PUBLIC as we were out at Tempe Marketplace.
I'll have you know that Maggie completely REFUSED to go do her singing performance yesterday afternoon because I ATTEMPTED to do her hair. All was well, we were cautiously moving towards her going to the performance when I had the audacity to pull out the brush. You guys...she went into a fit of hysterics of EPIC proportions. Screaming and crying and yelling "I HATE SINGING" I HATE GOING THERE, I NEVER WANT TO GO THERE AGAIN." "I'm NOT GOING TO SING, I HATE IT." It went on FOREVER. Even LONG after I said, ok, you don't have to go. I'm not gonna make you go, I promise. She could not come down off that ledge (interestingly enough, about 10 minutes AFTER said performance would have been over, she looked up and sweetly said, I want to go to my show now. WHATEVER!). Fastforward to this morning....she's all ready for preschool, happy, all is well. Getting her shoes on and I STUPIDLY said we need to just brush through your hair. You know, cause bedhead is great and all, but I have my limits. Oh for the love of all that is ratty and snarled she lost her everlovin mind. Suddenly, she HATED SCHOOL, HATED GOING, WASN'T GOING, HATED EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE. It was insane. She didn't stop screaming, tantruming and bawling for almost 30 minutes. I thought i was gonna have to
That being said, this is longer than I intended. I'm outy.
Rock it & wear it,