A "deuce."

You know, it was ok when Max removed his diaper while sitting at the kitchen table.  Not gonna make a big deal of it.

It was mildly amusing when he was standing there in front of Maggie shaking his "mandingle" yelling "see my pee pee Maggie, see my pee pee." To which Maggie was wholly and completely unamused or caring.  She was looking at something else, and when she finally DID respond, all she could say was.  "Sorry Maxi i was working on my lesson."

I may have completely cracked up when I looked over at him as he was saying at the top of his lungs "sticker on my pee pee Mama, sticker on my pee pee."  And he had taken a little pink flower sticker and stuck it on the tip of his peeper.  He'd made his own censor button, if you will. 

And, it was even funnier when he ripped said sticker off and OUCHED at the pain of it all.

Then, when he carefully got onto his "bike" for a freballin, nudey ride around the kitchen, I smiled.

However, after a minute it got suspiciously too quiet.  And then I heard the tell tell low grunt.  As I ran into the Kitchen...

It was NOT funny to find THIS:
my humblest apologies to any and all who will be completely grossed out by the picture you're about to see.  Look away if you must.

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No really, I'm WARNING you!  This is Gross.

Jere said it was even too gross for him.
Consider yourself warned........

A POOP, a giant sized el duke-A, a hudinski IN my fridge.  He was standing with the fridge door open, bum facing the crisper drawer.  That is actual feces smudge ON my fridge.  And as a sidenote, why is it that until one tries to take a picture of their house they don't realize just how grossly dirty something is.  Clearly, time for a scrubbing of the refridgerator, for many reasons...obvi.

I was mortified, and also secretly laughing myself insane. Because really...WHO DOES THAT?  He got a smack on the bum, and then left little poop drops all the way to his room.  It was awesomeness personified.

When I told him he needed to go on the toilet, he got completely offended and screamed NO and cried.  Why the fear little guy, why the fear?

This vision of adorable was left in the poops wake, wondering WHY brothers are so gross:

Deuceily yours,

Allyson